jueves, mayo 11, 2006

las inscripciones de los carros

Dos glorias de Chile 62: Garrincha y el lema de Dittborn: "Porque nada tenemos, lo haremos todo"

Voy a decir una burrada poco politically correct: los países más cultos tienen mejores inscripciones pintadas en los bondis de la delegación del Mundial. Y además en un inglés más razonable que el de otros. Se cuelan arriba Brasil, cuándo no, y Paraguay. Lo nuestro es patético. El ránking de La Ciencia Maldita, con puntuaciones de cero a cuatro (asterisco indica un inoportuno mensaje político o bélico):

4 puntos:

Brazil - "Vehicle monitored by 180 million Brazilian hearts"
France – "Liberté, egalité, Jules Rimet"
Switzerland – "2006, it's Swiss o'clock"

3 puntos:

Netherlands – "Oranje on the road to gold"
Paraguay – "From the heart of America... this is the Guarani spirit"
Serbia and Montenegro - "For the love of the game"

2 puntos:

England - "One Nation, One Trophy, Eleven Lions"
Australia - "Australia Socceroos – Bound for glory"
Germany - "We are football"
Iran - "Stars of Persia"
Italy – "Blue pride, Italy in our hearts"
Japan - "Light up your Samurai spirit!"
Tunisia – "The Carthage Eagles... higher and stronger than ever"
USA - "United we play, United we win"

1 punto:

Angola - "Angola lead the way – our team is our people"
Croatia – "To the finals with fire in our hearts"
Ecuador – "Ecuador my life, football my passion, the cup my goal"
Ghana – "Go Black Stars, the stars of our world"
Portugal – "With a flag in the window and a nation on the pitch. Força Portugal"

0 puntos:

Argentina - "Get up, Argentina are on the move"
*Costa Rica- "Our army is the team, our weapon is the ball. Let's go to Germany and give it our all"
Côte d'Ivoire - "Come on the Elephants! Win the cup in style"
Czech Republic – "Belief and a lion's strength, for victory and our fans"
*Korea Republic - "Never-ending legend, united Korea"
Mexico - "Aztec passion across the world"
*Poland – "White and red, dangerous and brave"
Saudi Arabia - "The Green Hawks cannot be stopped"
*Spain – "Spain. One country, one goal"
*Sweden – "Fight! Show spirit! Come on! You have the support of everyone"
Togo – "A passion to win and a thirst to succeed"
*Trinidad and Tobago - "Here come the Soca Warriors – the fighting spirit of the Caribbean"
Ukraine – "With our support, Ukraine cannot fail to win!"

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