miércoles, junio 28, 2006

esta Kabbalah no falla

Monolingua cuenta que en el Libro de los Números hay un pronóstico preciso: Argentina campeón mundial, previo triunfo sobre Alemania:

Not if we take note of Numbers 24:10: "And Balak's anger was kindled against Balaam, and he smote his hands together; and Balak said unto Balaam, 'I called thee to curse mine enemies, and, behold, thou hast altogether blessed them these three times.'"

From this we must surely understand that Ballack and his German squad will succumb to "Israelite" opponents who will be blessed three times - doubtless, a three-goal cup final victory. And who might these victorious opponents be?

Although Israel did not qualify for the World Cup, the Israelites are represented: One team has both a Jewish coach (Jose Pekerman) and a Jewish captain (Juan Pablo Sorin) - Argentina, the Israelites of the Mondial [...]

Still not convinced? Then observe that Argentina's shirts, not to mention its national flag, are blue and white. All that's missing is the Star of David.

Put all that together, and there can be no other outcome: Argentina to win the World Cup, with a blessed three goals, defeating Germany somewhere along the way.

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